Once upon a time there was an army base. At the army base there were thousands of donkeykong robots.
They were digging underground and sucking up the ground. And they were attacking the enemy. The British.
The British got up on a cliff so that their base was up high. The donkeykong robots were Irish. The British did not want them to suck up the land.
The British threw down a grenade. The donkeykongs threw up a bomb. The bomb blew up a bridge.
The British soldier who was shouting "the war begins!" fell off the cliff, into the mud. He got sucked up by the donkeykong robots and the Irish lived happily ever after.
The End.
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